Warren Sapp, He Also Played Football
We would be remiss not to mention that Warren Sapp also retired from football on the same day as Brett Favre. So in honor of Warren’s departure, we’re going to do the same for him as we did for Brett. So here, in all their glory, are the two Warren Sapp commercials we found on YouTube. See ya, Warren. Now you can eat all of the cheeseburgers you want.
ESPN Football Video Game
jtherkal: Warren, just sit there and look confused. Not hard direction to follow when you have Tracy Morgan yapping in your ear. Morgan is best in small doses, and this is just the right amount of him to be good. That “wanawanawaaaaww” kills me. Warren: A ESPN: A
sjbooher: To be fair, though, Warren has a ton more personality than they used in this spot. That being said, this is classic material. The words “Every day I do!” have passed through my lips countless times as a result of this ad. Classic material. Warren: C+ ESPN: A+.
NFL Network
jtherkal: Holy lord, he looks fat here. Boring and lame. Warren: D NFL Network: F
sjbooher: Jesus, that’s one big man. A decent setup, as I’m thinking: “What’s he smiling about?”. The punchline was awful, though. Warren: C+ NFL Network: D
I also remember some sort of Nike Boing ad, where perhaps someone was wearing a giant football helmet? I couldn’t find it, but the fact that I remember it earns Warren and Nike both A’s.
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