#2.11 — Dove — For Men
jtherkal: Few problems with this one. First, get a professional to make this song sound not like shit! And second, you can’t follow up a song about being a stereotypical man by trying to sell DOVE soap. Anyone who buys into that anthem knows Dove is for girls with soft skin. Maybe if you renamed it HAWK! And do you need to show a hunk lathering up in the shower for us to understand it’s soap? Any stereotypical man (apparently the audience here) knows that you should get homophobic feelings when you watch another man shower. C-.
sjbooher: That song is terrible. Also, at first he has three boys… and then some of his kids are little girls? Unless he’s holding Michael Jackson-style sleepovers? F.