I RATE ADS

sjbooher: I love nostalgia… but didn’t Pepsi make this ad last year? Will The Black Eyed Peas be in control of the world by the year 2020? B-

jtherkal: Wait, this WASN’T a Pepsi ad? will.i.am has fast become the hip-hop star white advertising executives are most comfortable throwing into the mix on just about any project. He’s our go-to guy. Tampons? Why don’t we do a montage of touching scenes of moms and daughters throughout history and have will.i.am remix Respect? Yeah, the kids will think that’s hip. And dope. I had another joke to make about this…oh yeah…I HATE The Who. I know all of their popular songs, but wish I would never hear another one again (aside from at the beginning of CSI). When will the NFL realize that the best halftime show is 20 minutes of highlights from the season set to music? F.

sjbooher: Jesus Christ with the woman-hating. The Super Bowl was the most watched television show EVER. That means people of all types, including, yes, women, were probably watching. Wouldn’t this ad be equally as effective saying your boss ripped out your spine? That sounds like a more likely scenario, anyway. Jim Nantz, go to your room and masturbate to your Masters highlights. Thank you. F-.

jtherkal: F-? How about not. She removed his spine! Get it? He can’t tell his girlfriend that he’d rather watch the game than go to the mall. Although if you’re going to do the “removed his spine joke, shouldn’t she have been pushing him around in a wheelchair? Besides, this ad isn’t hating on women, it’s hating on shopping at the mall. And I think we can all get behind that. Unless you’re some mall-crazy bitch who makes men do things they don’t want to do. B.

sjbooher: You just increased it to F–. I love shopping at malls. I spent the better part of my non-school time in 10th and 11th grade in Ross Park Mall.