Posts Tagged ‘sex’

American Apparel — Coming Soon

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009

jtherkal: A co-worker sent me this. I’m not sure the color is correct, but you get the idea. An under-from-behind shot of a girl’s crotch, with the line “coming soon” on it. Wow. On one level, I think it’s cheap and almost too vulgar. On another level, I have a boner. B+.

Stampede Light — Jessica Simpson

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009

jtherkal: Now here’s a solid concept gone totally awry in execution. Jessica Simpson plus beer? Daddy likey. But wait, where is the bikini? Shouldn’t she be washing a horse or lathering up with oil? And is pairing her with that line a joke? Be smart, drink smart? It must be a joke. I’m sorry, but until you get her in panties dripping chocolate syrup onto her chest, I can’t endorse this ad. D.

American Apparel — Billboard

Saturday, April 19th, 2008

jtherkal: This billboard is across the street from an American Apparel store right near my house. When I’m walking home from the subway, it’s all I can see. It’s a wonder I don’t get hit by cars in the stare-at-ass-trance this puts me in. The only bad thing is that the model is probably 14. But as my grandpa says, “It doesn’t matter how old you get, a good looking gal is still a good looking gal.” The truth. A.

sjbooher: I cannot really “ad” anything to that! A couple quick comments… American Apparel always has odd articles of clothing that make me think: “What is that for?”. Now I know — it is for laying around on weird couches with your dog, of course. Also, I love that this appears right above the “Sugar Cafe”… that could almost be part of the ad. Ha.