I RATE ADS

jtherkal: You had me at bite-a-Dorito-remove-girl’s-clothes. If only you would have stuck with that theme–spend the whole commercial eating Doritos and undressing girls–you would have had a classic sex-food ad. Unfortunately, they put the climax at the beginning. And we all know how much interest we have in something after climax. Not very much interest. B+.

sjbooher: What he said. After that cop turns into a monkey, I thought, “Dang, I wish Oscar Grant had a bag of Doritos.” B+.

sjbooher: So stupid and terrible. A crotch joke? Fail. F.

jtherkal: So wait, is this another user-created Doritos ad? Are they still doing that, where they have a contest and the best ad runs during the Super Bowl? They had a decent laugh up until the button at the end. Why, why why do you need a crotch joke in there? I agree with fail, but I like the crystal ball through the candy machine…D+.

sjbooher: And the world is apparently abuzz over this one… guess that means something. I upgrade to D+.